Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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