we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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