The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Randomize
