they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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