We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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