At least make sure they are 18
Why
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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