You're completely useless in the revolution.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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