"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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