Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Oh god it's open bar.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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