So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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