Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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