it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
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