Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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