i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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