heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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