I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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