I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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