Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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