Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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