Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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