Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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