that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Randomize
