I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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