your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
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