if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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