is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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