can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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