Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
The feeling are messing with the penis
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Randomize
