My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Randomize