You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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