Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
North Korea, Best Korea!
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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