out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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