I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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