IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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