She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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