Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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