i think i have herpe
just one?
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Houston, we have a squirter
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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