You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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