Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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