I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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