He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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