He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I need to sanitize my soul.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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