dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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