What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
