ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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