You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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