would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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