Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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