How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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