can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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