So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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