i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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