Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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