I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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