You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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