what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
